OK, nobody likes a show-off, or maybe that would not be completely accurate, some people like a show off, depending on relationships, and length of acquaintance, even geographic proximity could have a profound effect on a person's opinion of a show off.
There are certain times people have a right to show off a little bit, and, generally people will tolerate a bit of showy, pretentious posturing. Everybody, well almost everybody, has some good in them. Don't be too quick to judge, it is not very polite. It is probably safe to say that most people don't like too many overt displays of... The real lesson here is, wait, hold on.
What I wanted to say was the geniuses over at RobotButt.com have agreed, probably as part of a charity tax write off ploy, or a sudden, uncontrollable, bout of holiday good will to publish my stinging diatribe against the lazy associates here, where I work.
Please, check out the link here. Wow, I am so grateful!!! And while you are there read the other articles, because it is a seriously funny site, and we all need a good laugh now and again. I love their Black Friday stuff, and so will you.
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Monday, December 1, 2014
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
Your mission, if you decide to accept it.
People
who know me will tell you I am not one to boast. Oh, sure, I could tell you about the time I saved the world by disassembling (disassembling ; v. to break)
an Easy Bake Oven® to build a 110 volt 60
watt laser gun focused through the microscope from a toy chemistry set, and singlehandedly
fought off an alien invasion, but I won’t, because that would just be bragging.
But,
I am going to go so far as to say I have discovered a fantastic new website,
called Robotbutt.com, staffed by geniuses, struggling to save humanity using nothing but a touch of humor, and a warm
smile. These are people who deserve our
attention, and our time, and our respect, these are the new giants of publishing.
Plus,
they were kind enough to publish one of my posts, so I love these guys. Now, rush over there and read all of their
articles, there is some good stuff, and when you are done, leave a comment,
telling them how much you liked my work, and how you can’t wait to see
more. And you were thinking of giving up
the internet until you read my article, and you love it, and you love them,
too. It will make you both feel better,
trust me.
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