Yesterday I received the phone call we have all been dreading since news of the data mining by the federal government broke. That's right, a spokesperson from Verizon called and said the NSA had asked them to cease forwarding my information. They felt the only threat posed by my phone use was boredom.
"But, I'm a pretty desperate guy," I pleaded.
"Sure, you are, Mr. Clark." The spokesperson said, right before the line went dead.
Well, I enjoyed being surveilled, suspected, watched while it lasted. I still have the red light cameras looking out for me, fully aware of the menace I may become.
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