10 - Coin operated dialysis machines
9 - Community Showers
8 - Help wanted signs advertising for a custodian/cook
7 - Bullet proof glass at the reception desk
6 - "Fill your own oxygen tank" stations
5 - On staff tattoo artist
4 - On staff veterinarian
3 - On staff mortician
2 - Work release program
1 - "Twerking for seniors" classes
As the nation ages we here at Life Explained view it as our civic duty to help you, the nation, make the right choices. Be sure to tune in tomorrow when we discuss bingo strategies guaranteed to get you to the top of the recreation room food chain.
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