Where I work there used to be a mug that had the universal sign for no smoking After I quit smoking that mug quickly became my favorite. Hot, delicious coffee, a pat on the back and a moral stand all in one neat little package.
One day, Dr. Dawg decided to see if there was any spare food on my desk. He does this by putting his big dog paws right on the desk and sniffing around, sometimes, if there is a promising odor he will actually lick the desk. On this particular day he knocked my "No Smoking Allowed" mug on the floor and broke it in to little pieces.
So, I have taken the liberty of putting a hit out on the criminal Dawg. Keep your eyes open, there might be ten bucks in it for you.
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Revenge is a dish best served with a $10.00 reward.
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.