Naturally it was with great joy that we here at life explained announce a new addition, a new productive member of our tight knit, clan like family. It is a shiny new printer! Not exactly new, it
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One of the features the whole family enjoys is a delightful mechanism that is buried deep inside. An ingenious mechanism called a duplexer. It takes a printed page, flips it over, somehow, and prints on the other side. Those wizards at Hewlett Packard are working some powerful magic here, friends.
One of the things the whole team enjoys so much is the sound, it whizzes, and whirs, and then spits out the page with a satisfying thunk, a sound that screams finality, and a job well done. It is a pleasure to walk over and pick up the page, and give the printer a smile and a little pat, and if nobody is looking, maybe a little hug. Nothing creepy, a manly, macho hug between two hard working team members, fighting the good fight, facing extreme hardships, and still printing shiny, wonderful documents that resemble art.
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