To that end, Life Explained is going to take one small step and explain to the world why football, as played, watched, adored, hated, and obsessed over in America is such a remarkable game. Why it is so transformational, entertaining and beloved that everybody should learn to scream "off tackle dive play on third and four, what kind of *$*#()#** idiot would call that play?!?!?!!!" at their television, and how that kind of behavior can save the world from anger and hate.
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To complement this wonderful, selfless act of charity we have partnered with the good people of The Blog Of Thog, who are going to attempt to explain how football to the rest of the world, soccer to Americans, is really a game with strategies, and intrigue, and has the potential to allow for the all important screaming at a television set. And he is going to add a video production of inestimable value. Also, rumor has it that there is a new animation program in the Blog of Thog headquarters, so there may be some remarkable special effects.
As you can see there is a lot of buzz around the ol' blogosphere in the near future. So, get the popcorn, nachos and beer ready, break out the high definition large screen tablets, and get ready.
In unrelated news, our search for a celebrity spokesperson is still underway. We have "broadened" standards to include radio hosts, and people who have been a contestant on Jeopardy, and we are not requiring that they won. If you meet that criteria, are willing to work for free, with the possibility of a big payday when we syndicate, and don't want to have any control on content, please contact us at "firstname.lastname@example.org"