Apple has released the iPhone 6 and the iPhone 6 Plus (iPhone
6 +?, I'm not sure), to the joy of adoring fans, and enthusiasts
everywhere. It has been widely reported that sales have topped 10
million. With a price tag of $649.99 that makes, let me think about this...
(six times 1, move the decimal, carry the...) a lot of money, by any
calculation.
Any significant release by Apple invokes
Newton's Third Law, "For every action, there is an equal and opposite
reaction." Apple releases a new product, people line up to buy one.
Ah the joys of a peaceful prerelease camping trip in front of the store
with a few hundred close friends.
Which leads to another reaction, all of this new product inspired
love, and a lack of sleep, fueled by several cups of very dark, rich, caffeinated
coffee, and soon it goes from the "summer of love" to "the
winter of our discontent, made glorious by the" products of Apple, Inc©
and the new iPhone 6Ô and the iPhone 6 plusÔ (maybe it is
the iPhone 6 +© I’m not sure). In this
chaotic scene crazed fans will run right over the top of their Grandmother to
be one of the first to have one. Of
course, it is entirely possible that their Grandmother will “shank” them to get
her new iPhone© first.
This leads to another reaction, the jubilant announcement of the
rapidly approaching death of AppleÔ, caused by the folly of the newest release. Everywhere you look there will be posts, and articles, and videos
showing the flaws and failures of the newest iPhone©. Comparisons will flow, criticisms will grow
into a volcanic explosion of hatred, and contempt.
And in a couple of months, when my contract expires I will get a
new iPhone, probably not the Plus (+?) (they seem monstrously large), because I
like the one I have now. It is not
perfect, and neither is the next one I will own, but it does everything I want
easily and quickly. And that is what I
want from my stuff.
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