What we have here is a real election in which we take four of the most impossible to accumulate egos all tearing each other open for the amusement of the Democrat Party, and all leading to what we have all wanted all along, a brokered convention. Yes one would think that it was all an accident that a terrible senator, a horrible governor, a game show host and a Canadian would all somehow meet up to not admit defeat for months and months. In reality it was all careful planning by LENO researchers in propaganda convincing the terrible senator that he could actually win, the terrible governor that he is a conservative, the game show host that it is a great way to pick up chicks, and the Canadian that we would give Maine and Vermont to Canada after he wins. You see where we are going here? Well of course not, our genius is hard to fathom.
Now of course what does all of this finagling with the hearts and minds of people who actual get out there and think their votes matter get us? Well with a gift set of monogrammed pencils, a box of Twinkies, three Susan B Anthony dollars, and promises of the annexation of Europe, we should be able to
We are simply letting the cat (or maybe dog) out of the bag at this early state, because it is never too early to accept
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