Today is the perfect day to start preparing your taxes. If the tax code is a bit too complicated for you it might be smart to have a professional accountant perform the task. If you are trying to hide some income, or write off some illegitimate expenses you will want to choose your tax preparation professional carefully.
We here, at Life Explained, Tax and Travel Services, (company motto; There are a lot of beautiful destinations that don't have extradition treaties, and with our help you will have the money, and probably, the need) would like to offer our services.
Send us your tax documents, receipts, statements of earnings, your 1099s. your 1144s, your 1747s, your 1098-Es, anything with a string of numbers and letters, that looks official, and a note, written in pencil, telling us how much you would like to get back. We take care of the rest.Don't worry about anything. If your documents don't support the level of return you desire we will "cook" up a few extra receipts. We can turn a family vacation into a charitable donation, we can turn a new car into a business expense.
Check out these testimonials;
"Last year Life Explained Tax and Travel got me back more than I paid, more than I made, even. I never knew retiring in Tunisia was even possible." Name withheld due to pending litigation.
"Life Explained Tax and Travel made me even richer, now I can buy more pharmaceutical companies, as soon as I get out." Martin S.
This could be you! Don't hesitate, act now, you are just a postage stamp away from wealth, and Micronesia.
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