Getting Rich, Explained.

In the digital world of the 21st century adjustments need to be made. Old ways of helping each other through hard times are no longer valued. When was the last time your neighbors participated in a barn raising? How often have you had to help the guy at the end of the block drive his cattle to market? Speaking personally, I can’t remember the last time I had to help the townspeople repel Visigoths or Saracens at the town walls. These are the things that used to bring communities together. No we drift into the seduction of streaming television or the magic of short videos on the internet.

Community might be the wrong word for the loose assemblies we live in today. It might be more accurate to call the knots of people that drive home from work, park in their garage, close all the doors, windows, and drapes, and relax in front of an electronic umbilical cords that keep us attached to the things we find important. We live in hundreds of tiny villages containing one to five people. Tiny, self contained municipalities scattered along the streets of our cities and towns. Our doorbells are the modern version of Pavlov’s bells. When it rings we run frantically to retrieve our dinner, packed neatly in disposable plastic. 

How do we help each other, what steps can we take to enrich the inhabitants of the tiny towns surrounding our little village?

We can give our neighbors, the sovereign citizens surrounding us, cryptocurrency. The perfect gift for the modern recluse. Buy enough for everybody in all the tiny, self contained hamlets surrounding your kingdom. We recommend putting them in Amazon boxes or packs to make sure they bring them inside. 

If you don’t understand bitcoin, that’s fine, nobody does. It’s a modern alchemy transforming small amounts of cash into dreams of untold, decadent wealth. It’s like the Powerball only everybody wins.

 

We, here at Life Explained, want to help you. We want to make it easy for you to spread the joy. 

Introducing the LifeExplained Forever Coin.© A beautiful, hand crafted monetary unit suitable for framing. Not only is it attractive, its value increases exponentially with every breath. Soon you and the people, whose names you don’t know, will be raking in money so fast your arms will begin to ache, and your house will be too full to carry in an order of beef lo mien, with a side of crab rangoons.

 

Here’s the secret, and what a secret it is, when you buy some, the value goes up. When you buy more, the value climbs higher, when you buy all you can afford the money will start pouring in. You can never have enough, even though a little is more than enough. 

If you order now, we’ll throw in a LifeExplained Bit Coin Wallet, like your grandfather, or your dad, depending on how old you are, used to carry. A perfect companion for your LifeExplained Forever Coin.©

Act fast, or wallow in regret, it’s up to you.