A public service announcement.
According to the Food and Drug Administration (this is important, you can never be too careful when dealing with food, or drugs, or administrators) there are several cases of fraudulent botulism toxin being sold in the United States.
Reports from the agency indicate the products are knockoffs from overseas, and are not subjected to the rigorous controls to which American toxins are subjected.
Remember, only inject good, American toxins into your face. There is no way to know for sure where those other toxins have been,
Brought to you by the American Toxin Manufacturing Alliance, where toxins know their place.
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Good toxins are hard to find.
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.