Good toxins are hard to find.

A public service announcement.

According to the Food and Drug Administration (this is important, you can never be too careful when dealing with food, or drugs, or administrators) there are several cases of fraudulent botulism toxin being sold in the United States.

Reports from the agency indicate the products are knockoffs from overseas, and are not subjected to the rigorous controls to which American toxins are subjected.

Remember, only inject good, American toxins into your face. There is no way to know for sure where those other toxins have been,

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