Yes, today Bil (you all remember iPhone Bil don't you?) decided it was time to get some new shoes. It is sad because Bil has had these shoes for as long as anyone can remember. And not just anyone around the ol' top secret warehouse, either. Nobody anywhere can remember a time before Bil had these shoes.
Recently, they uncovered ancient runes, carved in the stone walls of a cave in Spain, from a time when man was first learning to use basic tools to carve pointless opinions in the living stone of the caves they called home, long before you could buy cans of spray paint to express yourself on the sides of buildings and certainly before Facebook. When translated it read, "Geez, Bil should get some new shoes."
Well, now he is. Here is a little known fact about Bil, he is the father of BatMan! Cool, huh?
Stay tuned, we will try to get pictures of Bil's new shoes.