Recently the Department of Homeland Security, along with the Department of State, and several intelligence agencies have voiced concern over an increased potential for "terrorist activity." Increased "chatter" and "heightened activity levels" among several suspect groups, indicate the likelihood of a planned attack. This has led to a surprising amount of cooperation inside the confines of the nations security organizations.
Chiefly, the NSA and the TSA have developed a strategy for sharing key information. "Two agencies, hell bent on stopping terror before it starts, it just makes sense." One staffer who spoke on the condition of anonymity said.
"It is so nice to be able to put a gauzy, almost discernible body with the voice." Said Special Agent Taft Boykin of the NSA. "We spend so much time listening to these conversations, and you try to imagine the general body shape, and condition, sometimes you are close, but sometimes it surprises you."
Benefits were almost immediate, too. In a startling turn of events, Mike Slotking, of Pender Springs, IL, was talking on the phone to his barber about the possibility of sponsoring a basketball team for the upcoming season when a third voice came on the line.
It turns out the mole was just a mole, but the kid could really play. Mike's team won the championship after an undefeated season, his barber has a shiny new trophy for the mantle and the kid is making fat money as an amateur athlete.
As a nation we should demand more cooperation between government agencies. There are so many potential benefits.
Thursday, August 8, 2013
Our government,cooperating, isn't it cute?
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.