We made her sign the standard Waiver, of course, and then we rushed out and took out a large life insurance policy on her. Hey, Susan is a gambler, she understands.
Poor, brave Susan, we will miss her.
Susan has sent back alarming news, it seems the whole city has been taken over by Ancient Rome. This is shocking, we knew things were going to slip a little with the government shutdown, and everything. But, this is worse than we imagined. Of course, one time we saw something a little bit like this on Star Trek, and that turned out OK, thanks to Captain Kirk, and a little kicking of the behind. And Susan is on the job, and she is very resourceful, we are not sure how she stacks up to Captain Kirk, but she did get on an airplane, more or less willingly, we think. So, maybe all is not lost.
|"Who you calling ancient, pal?|