Acting quickly, the local authorities sent in the finest officials from the Office of Misinformation, and some other people, too. After setting up a perimeter, and establishing a command headquarters, these dedicated professionals made coffee, microwaved some breakfast burritos, and turned on the TV to catch reruns of the A Team. Man, those guys knew how to run an operation.
After what was considered a reasonable interval they issued a press release explaining that the explosions were caused by the underground storehouses of the local power company, AEP. A spokesperson for AEP said "it was all our fault, and we are very sorry."
Yeah, right AEP spokesperson, and well trained, well paid officer of misinformation. What kind of fools do you take us for?
We did a little research, and found startling evidence of several previous occurrences of underground explosions in American cities.
We sent an investigative unit to Columbus to find out what really