There are a number of things that successful, organized people have in common. Traits, and characteristics, and quirky little behaviors that make them unique and extraordinary.
For one thing they like to use a lot of conjunctions, but they aren't crazy about using periods, because once the brilliance starts flowing they are reluctant to shut it off, and would prefer to let it flow to the masses, unhindered, and unencumbered, and in all of the raw power and beauty they feel as they put fingers to keyboard.
They drink a lot of coffee, excuse me while I fill my mug, would anybody like a cup of coffee. No, hmm, I see, not a coffee drinker.
One thing they like to do early on is get a sidekick. Somebody smart, maybe a PhD, who doesn't mind taking a few risks, doing something a little dangerous, exposing themselves to danger, and difficulties, and adverse conditions with nothing more than a good idea and a comfortable pillow.
In short, if you want to be wildly successful, fantastically wealthy, and happy beyond your wildest dreams don't waste your time working hard, getting an education, and clawing your way to the top, that is for saps, and people who don't read blogs.
Just buy the "The Life Explained Keys to Fabulous Success for Dummies, or Idiots, it Doesn't Matter to Us." For only $19.95 (20 degrees Celsius) you can be happy, healthy and rich beyond your wildest dreams. Act now and we will throw in "The Guide To Gourmet Microwaving With Chef Bob, the Accountant." Hurry, we only have a couple left.
Sunday, September 28, 2014
Act now, or live in misery.
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.