Something has gone terribly right. It is an inexplicable, unforeseen, unbelievable occurrence. Looking back we have found no evidence of anything remotely similar to this ever happening. We are not even sure of the best way to report on something so unusual, something so unlikely, something heretofore unseen in the world. So, we will just come right out and tell you.
Central Ohio weather is wonderful right now, and is predicted to stay that way for the next week. Yes, believe it or not, our weather is almost heavenly, cool, comfortable nights, warm, dry days. It is as if the "Paradise Vortex," has come to Columbus, and it has brought a wave of pleasantness never before seen.
There is scientific evidence that this current front of uncommonly wonderful weather is improving attitudes, and providing a general sense of well being throughout the region. Please see scientifically accurate chart.
What the future holds is anybodies guess, certainly anything is possible, and there is no reason to believe that this aberration is not the opening salvo of a brutal, terrible winter, but hey I am going to enjoy it while I have the chance. Kick scooter, here I come, look for pictures right here, later today!
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Wow, this is different.
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.