It seems no one is interested in a group of middle aged scientists, engineers, and their assistants no matter how provocative. Even the video taken in the kitchen after the "Great Chocolate Cake" fiasco. It is a big mistake to allow a bunch of sheltered, fiber loving, low carb, low sugar, healthy eaters to indulge in big cups of strong coffee and large slabs of birthday cake with delicious, sugary icing layered in inches.
For about forty five minutes it was like the wild west in there. Scientists bickering about the best way to slice a cake, wrestling over the who got part of the cake with the frosting flowers, (they had precisely calculated how much more frosting was in one rose) threatening each other with the jagged ends of broken laboratory beakers, bawdy jokes involving interns and the theory of relativity. Then came the crash. They dropped like lead bricks, all over the kitchen, draped over chairs, laying on tables, faces buried on plates that had been licked clean. After that we started spiking the water supply with small amounts of sugar to build up some tolerance.
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