NFL Stadiums are looking for unique, entertaining diversions to attract fans. Pleasantries to bring people out of the comforts of their homes in to huge arenas filled with strangers. It is perplexing, attracting people to these giant monstrosities, parking miles away, standing in long lines to enter, exit, and waiting for hours in your car to drive home. If only there were a competition, some sort of game being played in the center of the arena. What? There is, you say? Oh, then what is the problem?
It seems the average ticket price into an NFL game is $84.83 which is kind of pricey. So, that could be part of the problem. If you have a family of four and you are fortunate to earn middle class wages that is a huge part of your budget. Well, at least it only costs $10.00 for parking.
But, once you are inside you can immerse your little family in the total experience. It will only cost you $5.00 for a soft drink, or popcorn, and $8.00 for a beer, or a hot dog. But, the service is so extraordinary that the budget busting prices won't seem extravagant. Just kidding, you will probably stand in line long enough to watch your clothes go out of style.
Your seats are liable to be uncomfortable, with enough leg room for a child, and in the center of a long row, so every time you need to get out everybody will be inconvenienced and worried about spilling a hundred dollars of food and drinks. And, it will be the same when you return.
Of course, there is the game, which might be so far away that you might not be able to tell which team is which, (think Tecmo Bowl, who has the ball, or what everybody is cheering about. And, even if you can see well enough to enjoy the game your legs will cramp from being folded into such an awkward way, and your fingers will cramp from trying to hold a drink, a snack, and all of the prohibitively expensive souvenirs you bought,(possibly a mortgage payments worth) and live in terror of losing of destroying.
What can they do to attract more fans? It is a puzzle, wrapped inside a riddle, tied up with a question, and tossed into a trunk of troubling doubt. What do you think they should do. The best suggestion will get an honorable tweet, with the #bestsuggestion. I know, it is such an honor.
Thursday, November 27, 2014
Attracting Fans, Difficulties and Rewards
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.