Right now we are leaning toward professional wrestling, WWE style, looking into the price of a decent ring, with a cage that lowers, covering the area so contestants are forced to battle it out, with no chance of escape. A cage would even the playing field for Mabel from accounting, as her oxygen tank, and walker would slow her down, and allow her opponent to flee with ease. Go Mabel!
Of course, nobody really wants to see Bob, from R and D in wrestling shorts, the guy looks like he might be the missing link. And nobody really wants to wrestle Bill from the legal department, he is such a whiner. He had to get stitches for his last paper cut. One good body slam would leave him in a coma, which might be ok, until he woke up.
On the plus side, people are starting to come up with some very creative ring names, like "Carl, the Crippler Custodian," and "Doctor Daryl the Destroyer," the RN, who stitched up Bill's papercut. Daryl is so enamored with the idea she smashed a guy over the head with a folding chair. He came in to see about something for his headache, she screamed, "I got your headache right here," and knocked him, butt over tea kettle into the hall, he had to be transported to the hospital. (Hurry back boss, we all miss you.)
|Mabel wins again.|
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