Wow, December 10th already. That really sneaked up, it was just fall and now, bang it is the 10th of December. Of course, it has been very busy, here at Life Explained #lifeexplained) and we are completely unprepared. As embarrassing as it is to admit, we have not even started our "Highlights of 2014" year end postapalooza. So, we are going to have to come up with some ideas for the list. Anybody have any ideas? No idea is a bad idea, we'd like to hear them, really. And if you come up with the ideas that will save us all of the trouble, and that would be nice.
I am leaving soon to go home, if you come up with something good go ahead and leave a message in the comments. If you can't wait that long, just write it out on a sign, and when you see my car on the freeway hold it up, and I will take a picture. If you can't wait that long, and you don't have a sign now is the time to fix that little problem.
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Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Ideas wanted, can you spare a few?
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.