Ideas wanted, can you spare a few?

Wow, December 10th already.  That really sneaked up, it was just fall and now, bang it is the 10th of December.  Of course, it has been very busy, here at Life Explained #lifeexplained) and we are completely unprepared.  As embarrassing as it is to admit, we have not even started our "Highlights of 2014" year end postapalooza.  So, we are going to have to come up with some ideas for the list.  Anybody have any ideas?  No idea is a bad idea, we'd like to hear them, really.  And if you come up with the ideas that will save us all of the trouble, and that would be nice.

I am leaving soon to go home, if you come up with something good go ahead and leave a message in the comments.  If you can't wait that long, just write it out on a sign, and when you see my car on the freeway hold it up, and I will take a picture.  If you can't wait that long, and you don't have a sign now is the time to fix that little problem.

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*Sign does not include ideas.