Now I hold in my hands a white-sheet (well actually it is manila, but I didn't create the technical name) of a proposal by our new partners at Volkswagen to work on software that will
Now of course as most alliances go, especially when they are intercontinental, we did have to promise certain technology swaps with them as well. We have filed the paperwork with the Obama administration for us to share the technology we created to create El Nino in the Pacific Ocean (Hey! After last winter we deserve a break man!) assuming that the former members of the Bush administration are willing to sign over the rights to the technology that we
Oh hold on that's Dick Cheney on the phone right now.
Well we don't know that Dick Cheney knew my mother well enough to assume that we have those kinds of relations with her or what it has to do with any of this, but it sounded like Dick Cheney is in complete denial of the hurricane technology, so we will use the law of "finders keepers losers weepers" to transfer the license on that one. Now we just have to decipher the e-mails on this e-mail server the Obama folks dropped off with direct instructions to "Get that bitch for us and you can have whatever you want" and then we are in business!