In honor of the coming Great Transatlantic Showdown with the Esteemed +Mike Raven we have launched the Inaugural Throwdown Thursday.
Everybody was so excited. The lunch room was buzzing, strategy, tactics tossed around like beach balls at an outdoor concert. It was electric.
Someone opened a bottle of wine, then another, and things were starting to loosen up a little.
You know what happens when an accountant mixes his Pinot Grigio and his Zinfandel. That's right, Bob, got his wine muscles on and took a swing at Michelle, the Customer Service Supervisor.
Too bad for Bob, too. Not only is Michelle in peak physical condition she has been studying some lethal sort of Martial Arts for several years. She had no trouble throwing Bob halfway across the room, where he slid under a table, and slammed into a wall.
In all the excitement Dr. Dawg actually bit Bob on the leg. Not hard enough to break skin, he is an
animal, but he has several advanced degrees, and a Nobel Prize. He knows when to pull a punch.
Everybody was really embarrassed, and sort of stunned. Except for Michelle. She just went back to her lunch, and her book. "Living In Harmony and Peace."
Bob hired a lawyer. After thinking about it, and remembering that he had started the fight, and got the livin' bejesus kicked out of him by a girl, after attempting to punch her in the back of the head, he decided to sue himself. The case is still pending and he is not allowed to discuss the details. We hope he wins big.
Don't forget to tune in tomorrow for Fist Fight Friday. It will be a gas.
Thursday, September 17, 2015
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.