Rumor has it this organization is manipulating energy, and food supplies, and prices, artificially inflating, and depressing certain stocks, altering the flow of capital, aid and material. All to achieve unknowable ends, and hidden goals.
People are being used daily, without their knowledge, allegedly, as the company they work for are responding to fictitious, and completely inaccurate market fluctuations, and forces, according to the unconfirmed reports. It has all the potential to be disastrous, in theory.
Embarrassingly enough, it turns out it was us. Please accept our humble apologies.
We have been running an AI (Artificial Intelligence) algorithm (math thing) to find the best deals on microwave food, specifically frozen burritos, and wine (delicious drink that goes well with frozen burritos).
|A reenactment, not a real protestor|
Any action has a reaction, and prices and labor has fluctuated drastically in response.
We are sorry if this has caused any of any problem, please forgive us. We have shut off the routine that ran the program. And if you are one of the picketers out in front, please come in and we can talk about it. Over a tasty microwaved burrito, and a glass of wine, on us.