Tomorrow is the pretest for the final exam which will be in several weeks. Tomorrow's test will cover the core of Life as an entity, including the myriad variations involved in the evolution of society from the beginning of time.
It would be wise to look over the background material, this blog and the other blogs in the Life Explained universe, paying particular attention to the posts that will be featured on the test.
This is just a preparatory test, and grades will not count. Unless you get a really good grade and would like to use that, then for a small donation to the Teacher's Retirement Fund of Life Explained we will mark that in the books. For those of you with parents whose income is limited we will consider a summers worth of yard work, or car washes.
For those brave souls who would like to retest, please show up on Saturday, the 25th, and bring coffee, and donuts, or at the very least bagels.
If you are not comfortable with reading, studying, testing or homework, copies of the exam will be on sale in the lobby beginning today at 3:00. You can fill them out at home (no cheating, please) and turn them in tomorrow, or the next day, for an added fee.
We want to see you succeed, tutoring is available in the Old Bucket of Fish Guts Pub tonight between 6:30 and 6:45, after which there will be dancing, and drinking, and carrying on, if you like that sort of thing. We can take or leave it, but we want to be there for you.
It has been a great year, the parts that didn't stink anyway, and we wish you the best in the life that follows your time here, at Life Explained University, where the first round is on us.
Thanks, and remember the frozen burritos are not yours. So keep your hands off, you little thief.
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
The Life Explained Test Schedule, pay attention, there will be a Quiz!
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.