Friday, October 28, 2016
The Fight Continues
"Che" Guevara, Bolivia April 1967
Join us, you can do it from home.
Apparently this insurgency warfare is a lot more time consuming and arduous than we thought, at first. And kind of lonely. And the first holiday party is Monday. So we may have to just go to attend.
It might be the perfect chance to gather intelligence, though. If you ply people with enough pizza and "fun size" candy bars it is only a matter of time before they start spilling the beans about the plans for the Thanksgiving party, and the Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa party. Oh the power of melted cheese, chocolate, caramel and creamy nougat. It is irresistible,
Then we can spend the next few weeks undermining the party plans of the imperialist lackeys, and their overly social bourgeois masters.
Nothing says happy Thanksgiving like an exploding turkey (particularly if it is too dry), and lumpy potatoes and gravy. Also, we plan to substitute fat free whipped topping for the pumpkin pie. Then people will think twice about having another party.
If that does not deter them we plan on taking all of the presents for the big party, the gift giving extravaganza and substituting "Dummy" books. "Dieting for Dummies" "Hair Styling for the Complete Idiot." "Makeup Application for the Stupid, and Trashy." Hey, that party might be kind of fun, then.
We are still working on the New Years bash, and will update you soon. Stay focused, comrades, our struggle is real and the road to victory long. #VivaLaDonuts.
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.