Today, during the drive to work, a pickup, a large pickup, cut me off, it just oozed into the small opening between me and the car I was trying to stay far enough away from that we could both stop and not collide. But, as is the case with so many ambitions this one was short lived, because now this pickup was so close to both cars we probably looked like one long vehicle. On the tail gate of this pickup was a a bumper sticker, it was small, with stylish text and would have been almost impossible to read had it not been for the proximity.
Thank goodness we were that close, though, because the message rang loud and true. Watch out for motorcycles, they are much smaller than a car, easily disappearing into a blind spot. Plus, the very openness that makes them so appealing also leaves the rider vulnerable, and at great risk for personal injury. I vowed to be so careful, a good citizen of the highway.
Finally, the monstrous pickup pulled into a gas station, looking at the size of the truck and considering the driving habits of the operator, this was probably pretty common. And the stoplight just ahead turned green, the freeway was the next left, things were looking up, when this lime green Volkswagen pulled out in front of me, and went slow enough the light changed back to red. This did offer an opportunity to read the bumper sticker.
It was perfectly logical, bicyclists have rights as well. Bicycles are completely environmentally friendly, and heart healthy. It is only smart to take their rights into consideration while driving. "Share the Road" was going to become my new mantra, learn it. live it, love it. Everyday, I would keep my eyes open for all of my two wheeled road companions. A happy relationship, founded on mutual respect and inspired by bumper stickers.
Finally, on the freeway, not many bicycles to worry about out here, but keeping a weather eye for motor cycles, it was my duty. Also, trying to avoid collisions with cars and trucks as well, it seems wise, maybe I should make a bumper sticker about that. (Note to self, look into artwork for "avoid all accidents" and research production costs, and potential profit) My exit is just ahead, when a Prius eases into the lane ahead of me, and I am forced to slow way down, this close to my destination, no point in crashing now. But, I do get a good look at the bumper sticker.
How true, they are everywhere, and it is our responsibility to not run over them. They are scurrying across streets, exposed to the elements, while we ride imperiously immune in cars, air conditioners or heaters keeping us comfortable, rain and snow held at bay. We are like gods, and it is our duty to be beneficent, not vengeful, kind and patient, not mean and spiteful. I am a changed man, this is like an epiphany, a rebirth. I will watch for all of God's children.
At the next light, I notice a young man, sporting a mohawk, a lot of facial piercings and ill fitting clothes, his t-shirt says, "skate boarders have rights, too," amen brother! While driving I see a lot of skate boarders in the streets , they have rights. And joggers, and walkers pushing baby strollers, in the street deserve some respect as well. They shouldn't be limited to the artificial constraints of the side walk, the street is for everyone.
On the way home a sign warns, "deer crossing" I'll be careful, another sign, a short distance away, says, "Slow down, children playing." Ok, good advice. "Park Entrance" "School Zone" "Baby on Board" all of these are cautionary tales, driving is a terrible, terrifying, awful burden. And rest assured, Life Explained Nation, I will watch for every one, you are in safe hands now. But, if you want to post a new bumper sticker to remind me that is not a bad idea, I can't think of everything.
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Another story about my drive to work, when will the madness end!
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.