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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

A wanted man.

Yesterday I received the phone call we have all been dreading since news of the data mining by the federal government broke.  That's right, a spokesperson from Verizon called and said the NSA had asked them to cease forwarding my information.  They felt the only threat posed by my phone use was boredom.

"But, I'm a pretty desperate guy," I pleaded.

"Sure, you are, Mr. Clark."  The spokesperson said, right before the line went dead.

Well, I enjoyed being surveilled, suspected, watched while it lasted.  I still have the red light cameras looking out for me, fully aware of the menace I may become.