Naturally as I got older and met teachers in a more social climate, or met any number of either of my son's teachers I realized they were evil. And time had not changed their desire to make my life miserable. I actually bought a Kevlar vest for conferences.
Imagine my surprise when one of the people who befriended me early on the forum turned out to be a TEACHER! It was almost funny, we had little online conversations, and she seemed so nice. To my hyper-alert, heightened teacher radar pieces started to fall in place.
I started to notice things, like how when she entered the forum all of the people would disappear. There was a one word post, "LOOKOUT,. it's Millie" (not her real name, to protect you, my innocent readers) and it would echo up and down the forum. And my forum posts would start bouncing back to my email with red marks all over them. Sometimes they were actually crying.
Still, I pressed on, we were quit smoking buddies, and soon we became Facebook friends. I noticed her "wall" was littered with people begging for forgiveness, asking to be excused from the "lunch time pop quiz club" pleading for leniency regarding the book report on "War and Peace." One was particularly touching, "I am only a 2nd grader, and that book is huge, I can't even lift it up."
Next thing you know we are playing "Words with Friends" together. It is terrible how badly she beats me, sometimes she makes up words, and the app lets her, because even the guys at Zynga are terrified of her. Once she had used every square on the board, and made "legal words" everywhere.*
But, she is a good friend and we quit smoking together, and that is a very strong bond. I hope she doesn't make me clean the erasers, it was just a joke, And I think the world of her, you are great, Emma, (not her real name). Now, I need to tidy up my notebooks, and study my history, a little.
*Really, it is a friendly game between equals, she is just a lot more equal, that's all. She does not need to cheat to beat me.