Yesterday was the Ground Hog Day, and the Super Bowl. How are we supposed to survive that much intensity in one day. Several people in Ohio were rushed to the emergency room because of the excitement. Of course, the real cause for concern, and anxiety, and the resulting heart palpitations, and stress related ailments that had Ohio EMTs running without break, was the fact that Puxsatawney Phil claimed there would be 10 more weeks of winter, and Buckeye Chuck (the lesser known, but equally Marmot Rodent furry meteorologist from Ohio) said there was going to be an early spring.
In Ohio it is very bad form to malign anything Buckeye, (particularly the peanut butter filled chocolate confections that are designed and produced to look exactly like buckeyes, but are especially delicious, unlike the real buckeye nut which is inedible, and used mostly for jewelry) and everybody wants winter to end. And, after the Polar Vortex has invaded twice, leaving a trail of frigid, icy destruction, winter is even less welcome. But, Puxsatawney Phil is the original, he was even in a movie, and has had years to refine he weather predicting skills. Nobody wants to bet against that kind of legacy.
Obviously, the only antidote for this kind of dilemma is a hard fought, close football game that goes right to the end and could be won by either team. An epic struggle between equally matched opponents, decided by the skill, or athletic ability, or coaching wisdom of one team in the final seconds. A game both teams, winner and loser, walk away from with pride...
Oops, that bowl was not very "super" at all.
Well, at least the weekend is over, and we can all get back to work, and forget all of the troubles that plague our time off. Now, we don't have to worry about all of that decision making, free will, now we can just take it easy and let someone else do all of the thinking for us.
Thank God, for Monday!
Monday, February 3, 2014
Monday, the Day of Joy.
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.