Tomorrow is the 4th of July, the day we celebrate casting off the yoke of British tyranny. Basically, we said, "Hey Britain, you can have your yoke of tyranny, because we are casting it off!" Britain said "well, bloody hell, at least we still have India." We were so delighted with our independence we fired up the barbecue grills, popped open some frosty beers and blew up some fireworks.
Of course, that was a long time ago, now we are good friends with Great Britain. Such good friends, in fact, we are even thinking about allowing the import of haggis, which is a sausage like casing filled with... well, you probably don't want to know what it is filled with, and after a few moments of research I know way more than I ever wanted to know about haggis. Anyway, if we are considering allowing the UK to sell us that you know we have a very good relationship. There is still plenty to celebrate, though.
Freedom begs for feasting, beer, and fireworks, and we are free. No longer do we answer to a distant government with little regard for our well being, completely indifferent to the struggles we face daily, focused only on their own continued control, wretched, foreign and hostile to the lives of the citizens of this great nation. Ok, so maybe not that much has changed, we still seem to have very little real representation. But, at least we are being ignored by our own, and that is a start, or maybe the end, and the problems in the nations capitol seem to grow in a geometric progression. Who are we to let that ruin our fun?
It is not just a celebration of freedom, it is the day we honor the birth of our nation. And while there are many things we could and should improve, and things may be getting worse, by the minute, and often it seems like nobody is even paying attention, certainly nobody is in any hurry to reconcile the vast differences dividing so much of the population, as long as it is such an easily exploitable resource, that is no reason to mope. Sure, things may look hopeless, in fact we may have moved past the point of no return, in so many ways, and everybody who could help is too busy scheming, plotting and planning for the next election cycle. We still love a good party.
So, America, pop open a cold one, fire up the charcoal, and throw some burgers, hotdogs, steaks, and ribs on the grill, even though those items have reached a price that most of us can no longer afford. For one day we can all be proud of our country. It is so easy to forget our problems on the 4th of July. After all, the houses of congress are not in session.
Thursday, July 3, 2014
Independence,and Living in the Promised Land.
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.