Right now, it appears that it is a tight race between Weird Al Yankovic and anybody else, with anybody else holding a decisive edge. But, that does not stop the rancorous, venomous debate. Things are really heating up, and the opposing sides are looking increasingly violent.
An unnamed source in Congress said they are debating whether to intervene in the decision, and whether to have lunch at 11:30 or 12:00, and whether to set the thermostat at 72 degrees, or 75 degrees. Plus, they are debating the best route to the rest room, and which restroom has the best towels, and which movie deserves the Oscar for best picture this year. Plus, they are debating if the junior senator from Oregon should sit in the 9th or 10th row, and where to get the best coffee, and Danish in the capitol. In fact, according to almost everybody who is not in Congress they can not agree on, or accomplish, anything. And both sides are looking increasingly violent.
The debate rages on, there is no end in sight, kind of like the Super Bowl half time show. Remember, no matter how little it actually means to you personally, take a side, join the melee, lose your temper and be rude. You might get elected.