In the interest of transparency, and also the need to brag, the technical notes of the formation of GETtheBills is as follows.
1. Install 2 amazingly sub-par quarterbacks into the Jets [BOO] system and systematically use them to humiliate the Jets [BOO]
2. Release all of the videos of the Jets [BOO] head coach Rex Ryan [LOL] and his strange obsession with his wife's feet.
3. Rely on the stupidest owner in the history of the NFL [SEE ABOVE] to fire the said head coach.
4. Convince the new owners of the Bills [BOO] that quarterbacks don't matter, weird foot fetishes in public settings and posted to the internet is cool, and the owner of the Jets [BOO] is an idiot.
5. Let Rex be Rex
It was an ingenious bit of programming that had been in the works long before we added German technology to our application processes, only to be enhanced by further GET technology. By this time next week we will be finishing up GETtheBroncos and implementing it alongside the technology that we had installed years ago, when we convinced the second stupidest owner in the history of the NFL [NEVER MIND] that quarterbacks get old.
Now for an added treat! We shall take you to our fan mail of the week!
We have a wonderful e-mail from a gentleman in Pittsburgh ...
What the CENSORED did you CENSORED do to the headsets in the season opener huh? I bet you think you're pretty CENSORED smart don't you? All that rapist and dog killer smack was pretty CENSORED brilliant too you CENSORED CENSORED dog CENSORED CENSORED eating CENSORED! .. Signed. CENSORED CENSORED!
Dear CENSORED CENSORED!
We are sorry that you were perturbed by our comments about your quarterbacks. As far as the headsets go, all we can say is that we can't control acts of God. Like the fact that God obviously hates your CENSORED team, but who are we to argue with God? .. Signed Life Explained Northeastern Office [LENO]