We, here at the Life Explained Family of Companies, like to think of ourselves as fairly moderate, reasonable people. A group of people who care about the worlds problems, and the welfare of humanity. On the whole we are kind, considerate decent human beings with a lot to offer.
Of course there are exceptions, like that jerk, Robby from Research and Development who always drinks the last cup of coffee, but is too busy to make another pot. A pox on that worthless coffee drinking, leaving the pot empty piece of filth, I hope he loses his hair.
Oh, and I heard that Phyllis and Rolando from Transportation are having a fling, not a romantic relationship, but actually tossing bits of their lunch at each other. Sandwich crusts, yogurt cups, ice from finished drinks, all hurled over the cubicle walls. What a couple of morons, they deserve each other, and a sinus infection.
Don't forget Delores from accounting, and Becky from HR, a two headed, our armed modern day Medusa. If you never have to deal with either of them it doesn't matter, they will seek you out, and try to suck the will to live out of you with an approach of maximum irritation, and unimaginable venom and loathing. I would wish something bad on them, but they terrify me, and everybody else.
And those guys from the laboratory are nothing but a bunch of thin skinned little...
Well, maybe we aren't all such decent people, but hey, I'm a nice guy. If only there were more of me this would be a lot better place.
Thursday, May 26, 2016
Life Explained, The People
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.