A Taxing Problem for the Candidates

There is a rising tide of resentment growing in the world of American Presidential Politics. A swelling demand to see the tax returns of the candidates. Even noted wealthy ex candidate Mitt Romney has decided to throw out a few tweets, and he has filed tax returns, ran for office and has money so he knows from whence he tweets.

"I will make my tax returns public," is the screaming taunt coming from caucuses, and primary states, debate stages, and town halls.

We will never know if a person is stable enough to run our country without a gander at his 1040.

I would be a lot happier if they made public the results of their Rorschach Tests.

Thank you, it has been a real pleasure.

Don't forget to tune in tomorrow when Dr, Dawg releases his tax returns in a music video. We would like to apologize in advance for another video, or for lying about tomorrow, whichever is appropriate.

A Little Experiment of Our Own.

In light of recent discoveries, and at the request of our shareholders here at Life Explained, have decided to come clean, and let you in on a little secret.  We have been conducting our own psychological experiments, on you, our loyal readers.

We would never think about trying something so controversial if it did not benefit all of mankind.  Each test was designed by our team of highly trained, well paid doctors who have been given a great amount of latitude in the implementation and control.  Also, they were given a generous retirement package, five weeks of paid vacation, stock options, a car, a driver, and a whole team of assistants, and free meals, not that we are bitter, but we can smell the acrid fumes of resentment, disappointment, and bias floating through the air.  Well, maybe we are a little bitter, or maybe somebody cooked their popcorn too long in the microwave again.  Hey can somebody get a can of air freshener, please?

So, if after reading one of the posts on here and you found it dull, boring, insufferably long, tedious, or mind numbingly rambling and pointless, that was our intent!  Oh sure, we could write witty entertaining articles with the best of them, and you would enjoy them immensely but that would nothing for the good of man.

So, if you find one of our posts exceedingly stupid, share it with all of your friends, the world needs your sacrifice.  You can start with this one.