We, here at Life Explained, would like to see more people follow Mr. Trump's lead. It seems to us that substance has long been abandoned, and flair, and drama are the new trump card (please forgive the pun, it was too easy to resist).
Campaign managers should be replaced by directors, and speech writers should be supplemented with special effects studios. We realize that we are not going to glean any useful information from any serious candidate, who is too worried about offending anyone to speak truthfully. If we can't have information, and facts we may as well have some entertainment.
It would solve a lot of problem. Voter apathy and low turnouts at the polling place would be replaced with swarming, mobbing, adoring fans, willing to camp overnight, on a sidewalk to cast a vote for thestar candidate of their choice.
With that in mind we would like to announce Dr. Dawg for president. Beta version, only.
This is the rough draft, and will be polished, as soon as we have a little more coffee, and receive a few more large donations, from wealthy, helpful donors. Or, just feel like cleaning it up a bit. Stay tuned for further improvements.
It would solve a lot of problem. Voter apathy and low turnouts at the polling place would be replaced with swarming, mobbing, adoring fans, willing to camp overnight, on a sidewalk to cast a vote for the
With that in mind we would like to announce Dr. Dawg for president. Beta version, only.
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