This morning, however, on my drive to work, (yes, it is another story about my drive to work, sorry, but it is a very important part of my day, for one thing, I love my job, and my car, and my phone, which plays music right through my car, without being attached by wires, that still kills me!) I realized a very glaring weakness in the programming of all electronic music storage devices. The shuffle function, sometimes, goes a little "buggy" (sorry for the techie jargon, I will try to be more careful) and plays all of the wrong songs. It spits out music that is completely inappropriate for the occasion. It should know better than melancholy, sad, depressing music on Monday morning. It should automatically pick something with some tempo, some back beat, something to get the foot tapping, and blood circulating.
Picking up my phone and quickly realizing that the "next" (again, sorry for all this tech stuff, please forgive me) option was useless, it was just going to pick sorrow filled, tear stained music, I started looking for a song. I had a great one in mind. But, I was driving almost 75 miles an hour (16 kilograms in Europe) and came very close to killing myself and the person in the Ford Fiesta next to me, sorry about that, you looked like a such nice little old lady, until you gave me the middle finger salute, and I can't read lips, but, you should be ashamed of yourself. I had it coming, though. Deciding that picking my own song while driving was not the best idea, I am a quick learner that way, I resigned myself to listening to "This Traveling Around," by Lyle Lovett, and try to snap myself out of it with extra coffee.
Then it hit me, Siri! She was waiting in my phone, just aching to help me. "Siri," I said, "how about we listen to "Supernaturally," by Nick Cave?"
Siri said, "Ok, let's listen to 'Supernaturally'" and it started playing. Technology is great. I love it! And I love you, Siri. I may leave my wife for you, she never lets me pick the song.
If my wife reads this, I am only kidding, you are still the girl in all my dreams. And your lasagna is heavenly.