|"What, it's going to get worse?!??!"|
We just put on our insulated coveralls, parkas and, ski masks right over the top of our cargo shorts, flowered shirts and, sun visors, load up in the car and head to the grocery store. If you are afraid to drive in these terrible conditions we will pick you up at your house, drive you to the local store and, take you on a trip around the world, sort of.
Don't let gloomy, cloudy, grey, dreary days get you down. Look at these, nothing says party in the warmth like a colorful bag of tortilla chips. A splash of lime, and a few cacti, and all of the sudden the world is a fiesta. Man, we feel better already.
|Healthy and, multilingual pancakes.|
If a bag of delicious, salty tortilla chips is not enough, take a look to the heavens, or at least the signs hanging dangerously over your head, it is conveniently translated into Spanish, the language of sunshine and parties. Everybody repeat after me, "Fantastico, can someone get me a cerveza?"
|So real it might be deported.|
Not in the mood for a trip south? No problem, how about a jaunt across the pond? Fish and chips, anyone? A few warm beers, and some more fish and chips, (all right, we admit, we don't know much about British food, and did not pay that much attention, the store employees were getting a little suspicious by this point, and we had to hurry) and we will all be singing "God save the queen," at least we think that is a song. Maybe you are in the mood for something Mediterranean, nice and warm there, and very hip, for very cool people. Here you will need to fill in your own food choices, maybe some pita chips and, humus, maybe a gyro, we are not sure and, we had no time to look around, the police were searching the store one "country" at a time and, were beginning to close on our location.
|Then a nap.|
Don't forget to tune in next weeks episode, "Asia on the run, for the price of a postage stamp."