Wanted Full Time Babysitter
Location: Washington DC, our nations capitol, the center of power.
Responsibilities: Must be able to watch and DISCIPLINE all elected officials, their staff, and interns. Sadly the situation has been unsupervised for so long that the childish antics and petulant behavior has reached shameful proportions. If you have read "Lord of the Flies" think of that, with infants. There is no cooperation, or compromise.
This is not a job for the timid, extensive use of "time outs" will be required, and it may be necessary to actually spank many of them right on their seats of power.
Please send resume, and picture of time out stool, and spanking belt to "we, the people."