Tax worries, let us help.

Today is Saturday, January 30th, 2016.

Today is the perfect day to start preparing your taxes. If the tax code is a bit too complicated for you it might be smart to have a professional accountant perform the task. If you are trying to hide some income, or write off some illegitimate expenses you will want to choose your tax preparation professional carefully.

We here, at Life Explained, Tax and Travel Services, (company motto; There are a lot of beautiful destinations that don't have extradition treaties, and with our help you will have the money, and probably, the need) would like to offer our services.

Send us your tax documents, receipts, statements of earnings, your 1099s. your 1144s, your 1747s, your 1098-Es, anything with a string of numbers and letters, that looks official, and a note, written in pencil, telling us how much you would like to get back. We take care of the rest.

Don't worry about anything. If your documents don't support the level of return you desire we will "cook" up a few extra receipts. We can turn a family vacation into a charitable donation, we can turn a new car into a business expense.



Check out these testimonials;

"Last year Life Explained Tax and Travel got me back more than I paid, more than I made, even. I never knew retiring in Tunisia was even possible." Name withheld due to pending litigation.

"Life Explained Tax and Travel made me even richer, now I can buy more pharmaceutical companies, as soon as I get out." Martin S.

This could be you! Don't hesitate, act now, you are just a postage stamp away from wealth, and Micronesia.


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Oh The Joys of Spring, and Tax Preparation.

Tax season is here, and we here at Life Explained want you to get every cent you can.  So, we are offering our Tax Preparedness Preparation Course, free of charge.  We know you work hard for your money...  OK, we know you work for your money...  Alright, we know you get money on a schedule for your unique ability to not make things worse, too much, and you want to keep all of the money you can.  Let some other sucker pay for Congress, and the National Parks, you need your money.  With that in mind here are some "Non-Standard" deductions that many alleged tax return preparation professionals will miss.

1.) Don't forget to claim your beer expenses.  It is a medical necessity, an antidote to stress, and the trials of everyday life.  If your doctor will not endorse the necessary forms that is fine, we have a staff of doctors in house who will gladly write the "beer prescription" for you.

2.) Those late night trips to the Taco Hut, and Burger Heaven are charitable donations.  How else are these businesses going to stay open until 2:00 in the morning without some brave, kind soul rushing in to order the Belt Busting Behemoth Burrito, with extra Sour Cream, or the Heapin' Helpin' O' Heaviness Burger, with Secret Cheese Like Sauce.  And, if they didn't stay open until 2:00 every morning, how would the dedicated professionals manning the register, grill and drive through window replace that income.  You are almost a hero.

3.) A lot of people overlook the clothing deduction.  You need clothes to work, and they can be expensive.  Just try showing up for work in your pajamas, or your swimsuit, and soon the legitimacy of the clothing deduction becomes obvious.  And, as far as the IRS is concerned swim wear, and pajamas, are clothes.

Tune in tomorrow when we discuss the best tax sheltered retirement accounts that you can start with the change from your couch.

Don't fret tax season, we are here to help, it is not a difficult process, one even we can understand.  And, in the unlikely case you are audited, we have daily flights to many countries that don't extradite.  With an inflight refreshments, including a small, small drink, and free peanuts, at least 10 but not more than 15.